malaysia (MY), dan Alasan kuat kenapa bahasaIndonesia (ID) terpilih daripada bahasaMalaysia menjadi bahasa resmiASEAN yang baru saja ditetapkan..:*ID* : Beli 2 gratis 1*MY* : Beli 2 percume 1 (=))masadikasi gratis bilang percumaX_X )
*ID* : Kementerian Agama,
*MY* : Kementerian Tak Berdosa
(heloo \=D/?!)
*ID* : Angkatan Darat,
*MY* : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi
(ga asik banget ya :s)
*ID* : Angkatan Udara,
*MY* : Laskar Angin-Angin (untung
ga laskar pelangi atau laskar
kentut=D)
*ID* : Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!
*MY* : Pasukaaan cerai berai !!
(talak aja sekalian)
*ID* : Merayap
*MY* : Bersetubuh dengan bumi (apa
rasanya bersetubuh dengan bumi :> )
*ID* : Rumah sakit bersalin,
*MY* : Hospital korban lelaki
(asli NGAKAK tapi bener sih =)))
*ID* : Belok kiri, belok kanan,
*MY* : Pusing kiri, pusing kanan
(minum bodrex makanya:|)
*ID* : Departemen Pertanian
*MY* : Departemen Cucuk Tanam
(yuuk mariii ke mabes nyucuk tanam
wkwk :p)
*ID* : Gratis bicara 30 menit,
*MY* : Percuma berbual 30 minit
(suka2 gue dong :/)
*ID* : Satpam/security,
*MY* : Penunggu Maling
(ngarep banget dimalingin ya ampe
ditungguin =)))
*ID* : Tank
*MY* : Kereta Kebal
(lo kira dari banteng kale ahh..\=D/)
*ID* : Kedatangan,
*MY* : Ketibaan (aneh..:/)
*ID* : Rumah sakit jiwa,
*MY* : Gubuk gila
(udah gubuk, gila lagi.. Kasian banget
deh..X_X)
*ID* : Dokter ahli jiwa,
*MY* : Dokter gila
(ada ya yang mau disebut dokter gila?
Wkwk.. :O)
*ID* : Hantu pocong,
*MY* : Hantu Bungkus
(pesen atu dong bang, dibungkus )
*ID* : Toilet,
*MY*: Bilik Merenung
(ampun deh..sekalian ~o)aja gan..)
*ID* : Traktor,
*MY* : Setrika Bumi
(segede apaan yak strikanya?*nerd*)
*ID* : Joystick,
*MY* : Batang senang
(maksud lo? batang Happy?)
*ID* : Tidur siang,
*MY* : Petang telentang
(berarti klo tidur malem “gelap
tengkurep”)
*ID* : push up
*MY* : perkosa bumi(waah nafsu)
Waakakak,,,,=)) =))
Maaf hari ini, Aku telah dilamar olehMALAIKAT MAUT.dan besok aku akan menikah dengan KEMATIAN.Mungkin lusa, aku akan bercerai dengan duniayang aku kejaaaarrr....!Mahar ku adalah SEKARAT dan persalinan kuadalah KAIN KAFAN.pelaminan ku di wangikan dengan GAHARUCENDANA..
Aku akan di arak dengan LAUUUUNGAN ADZ...AN.
BerAKADkan TALAKIN.
BerWALIkan LIANG LAHAT....
BerSAKSIkan BATU NISAN.
Pada malam pertamaku akan diserikan dengan
persoalan MUNGKAR/ NANGKIR.
| Nama Warna | Kode Warna | Warna |
|---|
| Black | #000000 | |
| Navy | #000080 | |
| DarkBlue | #00008B | |
| MediumBlue | #0000CD | |
| Blue | #0000FF | |
| DarkGreen | #006400 | |
| Green | #008000 | |
| Teal | #008080 | |
| DarkCyan | #008B8B | |
| DeepSkyBlue | #00BFFF | |
| DarkTurquoise | #00CED1 | |
| MediumSpringGreen | #00FA9A | |
| Lime | #00FF00 | |
| SpringGreen | #00FF7F | |
| Aqua | #00FFFF | |
| Cyan | #00FFFF | |
| MidnightBlue | #191970 | |
| DodgerBlue | #1E90FF | |
| LightSeaGreen | #20B2AA | |
| ForestGreen | #228B22 | |
| SeaGreen | #2E8B57 | |
| DarkSlateGray | #2F4F4F | |
| DarkSlateGrey | #2F4F4F | |
| LimeGreen | #32CD32 | |
| MediumSeaGreen | #3CB371 | |
| Turquoise | #40E0D0 | |
| RoyalBlue | #4169E1 | |
| SteelBlue | #4682B4 | |
| DarkSlateBlue | #483D8B | |
| MediumTurquoise | #48D1CC | |
| Indigo | #4B0082 | |
| DarkOliveGreen | #556B2F | |
| CadetBlue | #5F9EA0 | |
| CornflowerBlue | #6495ED | |
| MediumAquaMarine | #66CDAA | |
| DimGray | #696969 | |
| DimGrey | #696969 | |
| SlateBlue | #6A5ACD | |
| OliveDrab | #6B8E23 | |
| SlateGray | #708090 | |
| SlateGrey | #708090 | |
| LightSlateGray | #778899 | |
| LightSlateGrey | #778899 | |
| MediumSlateBlue | #7B68EE | |
| LawnGreen | #7CFC00 | |
| Chartreuse | #7FFF00 | |
| Aquamarine | #7FFFD4 | |
| Maroon | #800000 | |
| Purple | #800080 | |
| Olive | #808000 | |
| Gray | #808080 | |
| Grey | #808080 | |
| SkyBlue | #87CEEB | |
| LightSkyBlue | #87CEFA | |
| BlueViolet | #8A2BE2 | |
| DarkRed | #8B0000 | |
| DarkMagenta | #8B008B | |
| SaddleBrown | #8B4513 | |
| DarkSeaGreen | #8FBC8F | |
| LightGreen | #90EE90 | |
| MediumPurple | #9370D8 | |
| DarkViolet | #9400D3 | |
| PaleGreen | #98FB98 | |
| DarkOrchid | #9932CC | |
| YellowGreen | #9ACD32 | |
| Sienna | #A0522D | |
| Brown | #A52A2A | |
| DarkGray | #A9A9A9 | |
| DarkGrey | #A9A9A9 | |
| LightBlue | #ADD8E6 | |
| GreenYellow | #ADFF2F | |
| PaleTurquoise | #AFEEEE | |
| LightSteelBlue | #B0C4DE | |
| PowderBlue | #B0E0E6 | |
| FireBrick | #B22222 | |
| DarkGoldenRod | #B8860B | |
| MediumOrchid | #BA55D3 | |
| RosyBrown | #BC8F8F | |
| DarkKhaki | #BDB76B | |
| Silver | #C0C0C0 | |
| MediumVioletRed | #C71585 | |
| IndianRed | #CD5C5C | |
| Peru | #CD853F | |
| Chocolate | #D2691E | |
| Tan | #D2B48C | |
| LightGray | #D3D3D3 | |
| LightGrey | #D3D3D3 | |
| PaleVioletRed | #D87093 | |
| Thistle | #D8BFD8 | |
| Orchid | #DA70D6 | |
| GoldenRod | #DAA520 | |
| Crimson | #DC143C | |
| Gainsboro | #DCDCDC | |
| Plum | #DDA0DD | |
| BurlyWood | #DEB887 | |
| LightCyan | #E0FFFF | |
| Lavender | #E6E6FA | |
| DarkSalmon | #E9967A | |
| Violet | #EE82EE | |
| PaleGoldenRod | #EEE8AA | |
| LightCoral | #F08080 | |
| Khaki | #F0E68C | |
| AliceBlue | #F0F8FF | |
| HoneyDew | #F0FFF0 | |
| Azure | #F0FFFF | |
| SandyBrown | #F4A460 | |
| Wheat | #F5DEB3 | |
| Beige | #F5F5DC | |
| WhiteSmoke | #F5F5F5 | |
| MintCream | #F5FFFA | |
| GhostWhite | #F8F8FF | |
| Salmon | #FA8072 | |
| AntiqueWhite | #FAEBD7 | |
| Linen | #FAF0E6 | |
| LightGoldenRodYellow | #FAFAD2 | |
| OldLace | #FDF5E6 | |
| Red | #FF0000 | |
| Fuchsia | #FF00FF | |
| Magenta | #FF00FF | |
| DeepPink | #FF1493 | |
| OrangeRed | #FF4500 | |
| Tomato | #FF6347 | |
| HotPink | #FF69B4 | |
| Coral | #FF7F50 | |
| Darkorange | #FF8C00 | |
| LightSalmon | #FFA07A | |
| Orange | #FFA500 | |
| LightPink | #FFB6C1 | |
| Pink | #FFC0CB | |
| Gold | #FFD700 | |
| PeachPuff | #FFDAB9 | |
| NavajoWhite | #FFDEAD | |
| Moccasin | #FFE4B5 | |
| Bisque | #FFE4C4 | |
| MistyRose | #FFE4E1 | |
| BlanchedAlmond | #FFEBCD | |
| PapayaWhip | #FFEFD5 | |
| LavenderBlush | #FFF0F5 | |
| SeaShell | #FFF5EE | |
| Cornsilk | #FFF8DC | |
| LemonChiffon | #FFFACD | |
| FloralWhite | #FFFAF0 | |
| Snow | #FFFAFA | |
| Yellow | #FFFF00 | |
| LightYellow | #FFFFE0 | |
| Ivory | #FFFFF0 | |
| White | #FFFFFF | |
